Never trust a skinny chef
If you don’t like Star Wars, you are wrong.
#truth
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zz4:
i just found this and i laughed for 300 minutes because vaginastew was actually fat and black
omg
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theres a joke here i just dont have the patience right now
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If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?…… THIS GUY! ^
im gonna try this…
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Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer
Who don’t be- lieve in anything?
Will he make it out alive?
Alright alright
No church in the wild…
don’t think there will ever be another news story with a title like that
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LOOOOOOOL (how you feeling vokoun?)
This is gonna be me
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Your gon need another stage before you get on my level
